Jesus Hits Like a One Liner

Yeah, cause that Maserati would have killed me!

2007-05-06T13:55:00.000-07:00

Just When You Thought God Wasn't Watching!

2007-03-25T12:56:00.000-07:00

Should I say Veri-Son or Cellular-Son or All-Tell-Father (ok, I'm done)

2007-02-05T14:55:00.000-08:00

New Year Resolutions

2007-01-23T20:30:00.000-08:00

The flash of sunlight convinced me that God wasn't including me in the whole "holding" statement.

Inside my full belly?

2007-01-16T13:29:00.000-08:00

Well, I'm back on for the new year and I am going to try and update weekly on Wednesdays.

Here's a new Christmas one. I saw a few "He is the Reason for the Season" and "Wise men still seek him," but this one grabbed me with its multiple meanings.

Did Jesus ever eat stew?

2006-11-04T11:48:00.000-08:00

That's how to beat the heat! (and by heat, I mean Hell, of course)

2006-08-15T17:45:00.000-07:00

It's hot as Hell out there. Ok, not quite.

2006-08-05T07:18:00.000-07:00

Let's count them... a one, a two, a three... three blessing to the center of the tootsie pop

2006-07-10T21:28:00.000-07:00

Now we are comparing Christ to greeting cards. When will it stop?

2006-07-03T08:07:00.000-07:00

Wars have been fought over Chocolate!

2006-06-27T11:11:00.000-07:00

Father Time?

2006-06-12T11:19:00.000-07:00

Lay down the law!

2006-06-01T16:56:00.000-07:00

I don't even understand what this means and I have had Church Jargon 101!

It's the real Wonder Bread! - Now I am doing it.

2006-05-21T10:37:00.000-07:00

I had a nightmare that I went to the final final exam naked!!

2006-05-11T10:03:00.000-07:00

Wow, I wonder if they rap their sermons?

2006-04-30T14:58:00.000-07:00

Of course, the fall might kill you, but that's the passage we're talking about!

2006-04-24T20:15:00.000-07:00

Oh, I forgot the Easter one...

2006-04-19T17:30:00.000-07:00

Calling Jesus a victim is very interesting.

You've Heard of Tough Love!! (Please use that on a witness shirt!)

2006-04-17T18:38:00.000-07:00

What are "human nails" anyway?

Unless it's playing a jazz number, then you know the Devil is up to his old tricks!

2006-04-02T09:31:00.000-07:00

Another jargon filled sign that just screams "if you don't know what we're talking about you are going to Hell!" Oh the JC social club is so above you all.

Oh the perks of omnipresence!

2006-03-22T10:10:00.000-08:00

But don't get too light or you might be on Fire, which is a metaphor for Hell (oh, and Jesus)

2006-03-20T19:28:00.000-08:00

That's right! Don't do it because they are worth caring for.

2006-03-07T18:36:00.000-08:00

Are they pushing for Heart Donors?

2006-02-23T08:48:00.000-08:00

Did they borrow this from Wal-Mart?

2006-02-21T12:54:00.000-08:00

"I" Offer Funny Church Signs!

2006-02-17T08:26:00.000-08:00

Again with the quotes. Are the unsure of God's gender or are they trying to emphasis the patriarchy?

This one Says it Al! Who's Your Daddy?

2006-02-15T06:50:00.000-08:00

I love the use of the apostrophe. You don't see that much on signs, but what is the deal with "home"? Are they trying to emphasis the unsure nature of Heaven and Hell or what?

Seldom? Good to see that we're not over confident.

2006-02-11T10:00:00.000-08:00

When Old Gameshows Go Bad Part 2

2006-02-06T08:37:00.000-08:00

They have a recurring theme.

Snap - He Told You!

2006-01-29T12:36:00.000-08:00

If we could only harness that power.

2006-01-27T07:00:00.000-08:00

A Late Christmas Message - Stay out if your not a regular.

2006-01-25T06:03:00.000-08:00

That would be me? Oh, wait, no, I mean - That would be Jesus.

2006-01-15T13:18:00.000-08:00

I miss Christmas Already...

2006-01-14T11:38:00.000-08:00

Oh, God me Something! What do you get the Diety that has everything?

2005-12-30T20:03:00.000-08:00

Hey, Did you Hear What God Said?

2005-12-15T15:39:00.000-08:00

How you can tell that Church Goers Don't Have Cable?

2005-12-06T09:55:00.000-08:00

Referencing an Old Game Show

Ohhh, I love Songs

2005-11-30T18:37:00.000-08:00

Yeah, it's some horrible rap song from the trailer park across the street!

Old Time Religion # 5 - Honk Your Horns and Pass the Money Plate!

2005-11-21T08:27:00.000-08:00

Well, You Can Fit a Lot of People in a Hearse.

2005-11-15T21:41:00.000-08:00

From the "SON"!! Oh, these puns, they kill me!!

2005-11-11T10:19:00.000-08:00

I Always Thought "Duck and Cover" was the Procedure for Hell

2005-11-08T19:11:00.000-08:00

Old TIme Religion # 4 - A Real Classic

2005-11-02T19:51:00.000-08:00

The "thou." My King James is a little rusty, doesn't that mean everyone but me?

2005-10-27T07:20:00.000-07:00

Buck Dammit

2005-10-25T16:45:00.000-07:00

Old Time Religion #3 - Well, He is a Carpenter

2005-10-20T05:25:00.000-07:00

Jesus Hates Atkins

2005-10-12T19:17:00.000-07:00

Old Time Religion #2 - A Warning to All our Diarrhea Suffering Members

2005-10-06T10:04:00.000-07:00

Good Listeners are Hard to Find.

2005-10-05T10:50:00.000-07:00

Oh God, He's Gonna Reign!

2005-10-04T08:49:00.000-07:00

Old Time Religion # 1 - Don't stop Growing

2005-09-29T06:53:00.000-07:00

It's cold today, so I pulled my first post that was originally on my other site (check out the archive link in the side panel.

Proof that God is not Omnipresent

2005-09-28T14:35:00.000-07:00

Good Christians Take Their Vitamins

2005-09-27T17:13:00.000-07:00

I have moved my site from Fotolog. Here is the Archives, check them out.