I stand in amazement of the rhetoric of the mid-western church sign. They are always one of the only witnesses the church has to the outside world. Yet, most of the time they are outrageous, jargon filled, and downright laughable.
Unless it's playing a jazz number, then you know the Devil is up to his old tricks!
Another jargon filled sign that just screams "if you don't know what we're talking about you are going to Hell!" Oh the JC social club is so above you all.