Sunday, May 06, 2007

Yeah, cause that Maserati would have killed me!

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Just When You Thought God Wasn't Watching!


Monday, February 05, 2007

Should I say Veri-Son or Cellular-Son or All-Tell-Father (ok, I'm done)

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

New Year Resolutions

The flash of sunlight convinced me that God wasn't including me in the whole "holding" statement.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Inside my full belly?

Well, I'm back on for the new year and I am going to try and update weekly on Wednesdays.

Here's a new Christmas one. I saw a few "He is the Reason for the Season" and "Wise men still seek him," but this one grabbed me with its multiple meanings.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Did Jesus ever eat stew?

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

That's how to beat the heat! (and by heat, I mean Hell, of course)

Saturday, August 05, 2006

It's hot as Hell out there. Ok, not quite.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Let's count them... a one, a two, a three... three blessing to the center of the tootsie pop

Monday, July 03, 2006

Now we are comparing Christ to greeting cards. When will it stop?

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Wars have been fought over Chocolate!

Monday, June 12, 2006

Father Time?

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Lay down the law!

I don't even understand what this means and I have had Church Jargon 101!

Sunday, May 21, 2006

It's the real Wonder Bread! - Now I am doing it.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

I had a nightmare that I went to the final final exam naked!!

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